Abbott & Costello
They were a comical duo. They started working together in 1936 until 1956. They were very successful above all in the radio, in the 'The Kate Smith Hour' program, alth
ough they also performed in Broadway and starred films.
They became more successful on the radio because of their word messings. Costello was the funniest of them, Abbott were more nearer a plump for the situation. Hanna-Barbera produced a cartoon TV serie about Abbott and Costello.
Later, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis comical duo outshined Abbott and Costello. Martin and Lewis were a comical-musical duo.
I have written a post about them to introduce a little made up conversation between George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice based on an Abbott and Costello's conversation, "Who's on First?". So the next conversation is not written by me. I hope you enjoy it, I find it very funny.
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President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening
National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of China .
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China .
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China
Rice: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Rice: Hu is leading China .
Bush: Now whaddya asking me for
Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China
Rice: That's the mans name.
Bush: That's who's name
Rice: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir Yassir Arafat is in China I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice: Kofi
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi
Bush: No.
Rice: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call
Rice: And call who
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N
Rice: Hu is the guy in China .
Bush: Will you stay out of China !
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Rice (picks up the phone) : Rice, here.
Bush: Rice Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China . And the Middle East. Can you Chinese food
in the Middle East
ough they also performed in Broadway and starred films.They became more successful on the radio because of their word messings. Costello was the funniest of them, Abbott were more nearer a plump for the situation. Hanna-Barbera produced a cartoon TV serie about Abbott and Costello.
Later, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis comical duo outshined Abbott and Costello. Martin and Lewis were a comical-musical duo.
I have written a post about them to introduce a little made up conversation between George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice based on an Abbott and Costello's conversation, "Who's on First?". So the next conversation is not written by me. I hope you enjoy it, I find it very funny.
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President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening
National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of China .
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China .
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China
Rice: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Rice: Hu is leading China .
Bush: Now whaddya asking me for
Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China
Rice: That's the mans name.
Bush: That's who's name
Rice: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir Yassir Arafat is in China I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice: Kofi
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi
Bush: No.
Rice: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call
Rice: And call who
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N
Rice: Hu is the guy in China .
Bush: Will you stay out of China !
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Rice (picks up the phone) : Rice, here.
Bush: Rice Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China . And the Middle East. Can you Chinese food
in the Middle East
posted by blog writer at
7:48 AM
7 Comments:
I want to congratulate you for this conversation. It sounds like a Marx Brothers dialogue, doesn't it?
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Anonymous, at 11:36 AM
Good job again! Thanks for contributing our enjoyment in life!
Have a look! You say:
- their words messings.
-Abbott were more near of a plump
I'd say:
their word messings.
-Abbott was nearer a plump ...
By
Anonymous, at 11:49 PM
I should have said:
contributing TO...
Sorry I was too fast!
By
Anonymous, at 11:50 PM
Hi!
Congratulations! Your writing is very good, the dialogue is veru gracegul. It's easy to imagine the scene ... It's easy to imagine Bush in a conversation full of bilges and senseless, where the only person who has a mess is Bush!
I'm sure he has eaten very much stuffed turkey...
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Pumuky's & CO., at 12:00 AM
Hi everybody,
It's a very funny post. I didn't know this comedians but I can imagine C. Rice and G. Bush in a so histrionic situation.
Bye.
By
kayser_soze_, at 5:16 AM
Congratulations!! The conversation between Bush and Rice is very funny. I have enjoyed a lot!
Thanks for your comment in my blog.
By
Maia, at 11:44 PM
Hi ,
Thank for your comment on my blog.
I always try to check your blog because your comments are very very interesting. This last one is also very funny. At the end of our course It'd be fine to know who you are because I'm very intrigued.
Thanks,
Aire
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Aire, at 12:11 PM
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